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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6420 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Potions Brewed: | 156 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.