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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5575 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.