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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4939 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.