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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4457 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2162 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that speak in riddles. but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world. join us and help stop their evil plans or maybe even join them, who knows?
oh and did i mention we have a hidden disco party room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies? it’s lit, fam.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.