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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7562 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.