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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2540 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6096 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.