Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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