Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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