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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4122 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 338 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.
So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!