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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8003 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!