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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6920 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!