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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2096 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!