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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 140 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!