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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9191 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!