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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4109 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 2813 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1785 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!