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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1426 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!