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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5338 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Votes: | 6909 | Farms Harvested: | 824 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!