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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5533 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!