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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6112 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 115324 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!