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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5928 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 154 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!