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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7840 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!