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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2077 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8567 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!