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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3216 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!