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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 938 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 454 | New Chunks Explored: | 837702 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3831 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!