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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9398 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!