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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 796 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5921 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!