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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1967 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Magic Items Found: | 8853 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!