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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6223 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!