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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4161 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!