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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6783 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3256 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!