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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7238 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!