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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 103 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!