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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4421 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!