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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5786 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1537 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!