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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9697 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 717 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!