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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7232 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 180 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 104 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!