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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 697 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!