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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9535 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!