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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4927 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!