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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3737 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 9311 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4024 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!