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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6133 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3560 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Votes: | 8116 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 264 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!