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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5085 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1929 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!