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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1406 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 330 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!