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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1754 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 439 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 117 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!