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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5827 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.
But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!
