Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 5002 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 207

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Enchantments Applied: 108
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Star Shards Collected: 289
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mines Excavated: 1838
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Crops Grown: 3666

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 New Chunks Explored: 984342
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Farms Harvested: 105 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Lifestealing

    Lifestealing

    Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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