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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7090 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 209 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.
you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).