Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Items Found:	7923
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	2995	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	7108
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.