Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Villages Defended:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7729
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	82
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4319	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.