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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6076 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 156 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2360 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.